The Legend of Tony “Fish” Cilantro “I was the first person to see tony,” a fisherwomen named Justine explained, “My friend Gus and I were fishing in Lake Michigan when I caught a shark. I took the shark and cut it open. ‘Little’ Tony fell out of the shark. Only he wasn’t little he was two feet tall! He had soft wavy brown hair. Also he was tanner than someone who spent a summer in the sun! He had deep red lips that were redder then a rose His eyes were bluer then the ocean. That little boy was so adorable I decided to adopt him and name him Tony.” “We lived on the edge of the forest right next to his favorite place, Lake Michigan,” Justine said happily, “We went fishing every day from dawn ‘till dusk. One day when we were fishing he caught a giant fish. He was trying to reel that fish in when he slipped and fell in. When he got back in the boat he was furious. He caught that fish, but it was too cute to be mad at so he kept the fish and named it Muskeet. That’s how he got his nickname, Fish. Muskeet is half the size of Fish! Ten feet long! When Fish was nine he got his first girlfriend, her name was Makayla Leany.” “Fish doesn’t kill fish he just fishes for fun. He would actually never even hurt a fly!” Fish’s girlfriend Makayla replied, “Everyone always says that’s how he got his nickname but it isn’t the full story. Actually there is only one person that doesn’t call Fish well, Fish. That was Richard Feynman but we’re not at that part yet.” “For Fish’s eighteenth birthday Makayla and I gave him a boat. He was happier than a monkey that just won five thousand bananas! We went to go to his favorite restaurant when we noticed Richard Feynman. He was shouting ‘I have the best electric fishing pole… ever!’ Fish was a little angry about what Richard was doing so he ignored Richard. ‘It will save you all the trouble of killing the fish, too.’ Richard exclaimed. Now Fish was angrier then hornets without a hornets nest. He shouted right back at Richard ‘You cannot go around killing fish! Especially all of my friends!’ Richard got angry, too. Apparently no one ever trashed on his inventions before. So he challenged Tony to a fish off.” Justine started “Justine and I tried to talk him out of the fish off, but it was too late,” Makayla finished, “They both rowed out into Lake Michigan. Muskeet helped Round up fish so tony could put them all in a giant 40 feet high tank. While, Richard just killed the fish and piled them on land. The judge said the outcome and everyone was surprised, well except for Richard. He shouted and yelled and danced. Fish lost by an one inch salamander. He then collapsed from a heart attack. He took a piece of the Earth with him. He created Niagara falls up in Canada.” Makayla and Justine said this at the same time, “Now his legend is known forever. Also, Fish learned a lesson that day. He learned don’t get into what you can’t finish.”
The Legend of Tony “Fish” Cilantro
“I was the first person to see tony,” a fisherwomen named Justine explained, “My friend Gus and I were fishing in Lake Michigan when I caught a shark. I took the shark and cut it open. ‘Little’ Tony fell out of the shark. Only he wasn’t little he was two feet tall! He had soft wavy brown hair. Also he was tanner than someone who spent a summer in the sun! He had deep red lips that were redder then a rose His eyes were bluer then the ocean. That little boy was so adorable I decided to adopt him and name him Tony.”
“We lived on the edge of the forest right next to his favorite place, Lake Michigan,” Justine said happily, “We went fishing every day from dawn ‘till dusk. One day when we were fishing he caught a giant fish. He was trying to reel that fish in when he slipped and fell in. When he got back in the boat he was furious. He caught that fish, but it was too cute to be mad at so he kept the fish and named it Muskeet. That’s how he got his nickname, Fish. Muskeet is half the size of Fish! Ten feet long! When Fish was nine he got his first girlfriend, her name was Makayla Leany.”
“Fish doesn’t kill fish he just fishes for fun. He would actually never even hurt a fly!” Fish’s girlfriend Makayla replied, “Everyone always says that’s how he got his nickname but it isn’t the full story. Actually there is only one person that doesn’t call Fish well, Fish. That was Richard Feynman but we’re not at that part yet.”
“For Fish’s eighteenth birthday Makayla and I gave him a boat. He was happier than a monkey that just won five thousand bananas! We went to go to his favorite restaurant when we noticed Richard Feynman. He was shouting ‘I have the best electric fishing pole… ever!’ Fish was a little angry about what Richard was doing so he ignored Richard. ‘It will save you all the trouble of killing the fish, too.’ Richard exclaimed. Now Fish was angrier then hornets without a hornets nest. He shouted right back at Richard ‘You cannot go around killing fish! Especially all of my friends!’ Richard got angry, too. Apparently no one ever trashed on his inventions before. So he challenged Tony to a fish off.” Justine started
“Justine and I tried to talk him out of the fish off, but it was too late,” Makayla finished, “They both rowed out into Lake Michigan. Muskeet helped Round up fish so tony could put them all in a giant 40 feet high tank. While, Richard just killed the fish and piled them on land. The judge said the outcome and everyone was surprised, well except for Richard. He shouted and yelled and danced. Fish lost by an one inch salamander. He then collapsed from a heart attack. He took a piece of the Earth with him. He created Niagara falls up in Canada.”
Makayla and Justine said this at the same time, “Now his legend is known forever. Also, Fish learned a lesson that day. He learned don’t get into what you can’t finish.”